I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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