Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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