She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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