Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The struggles of a small town man whore
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
