Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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