No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
please don't ironically join a cult
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