And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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