It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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