how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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