When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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