Your tits are I can't wait for
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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