god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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