Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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