Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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