I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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