what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
