he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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