I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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