physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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