Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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