she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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