Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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