I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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