bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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