Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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