Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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