he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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