wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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