i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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