No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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