I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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