But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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