Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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