ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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