awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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