we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
