I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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