I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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