real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want to stick my p in your. b.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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