it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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