Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
