there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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