Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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