And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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