DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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