Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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