Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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