Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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