it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sext me about skeletons
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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