'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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