you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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